rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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Reblog this is if it is okay to come to you and just vent my heart out, cry to you, yell to you, or just chat with you. We are all in need of somebody to talk to.

  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)
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